Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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