And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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