he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
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