She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
My penis needs a shock collar
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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