I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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