Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
