I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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