I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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