You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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