i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Randomize
