No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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