On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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