tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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