your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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