There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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