I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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