I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
