Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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