Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
cab driver says "I saw your friend who opens her legs. she went home with two guys." pretty sure he was talking about you
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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