she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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