i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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