Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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