So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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