His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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