think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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