Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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