i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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