So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
You're not invited to the wedding. They don't want you starting a "who's fucked the bride the most" contest.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Randomize
