YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
