ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He? As in you personified your dick?
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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