I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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