Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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