Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Every concussion has its silver lining
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
