areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
third nipple confirmed
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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