jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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