I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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