You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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