i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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