Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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