Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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