walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Randomize
