just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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