Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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