I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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