Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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