marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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