I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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