Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
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