just tell him i said nine months
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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