All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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