I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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