in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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