I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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