Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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